Something I’ve always hated Is what needs to be stated When the plot construction’s weighted And the images are dated Hollywood has black men fated To wear dresses created For us to be emasculated Yet we’ve willingly participated Think Tyler Perry’s Madea Close your eyes and you can see her From Good Times with its JJ To Martin and his Shanaynay They have always found a way way To make buffoonery okay kay And ***** are still on display Up until this very day
Call it a judgment call But when I think about Monster’s Ball Staring Hallie Berry y’all The whole race took a fall Cos it left us all exhausted Think of the stereotype it fostered And the self-respect it lost her Is what her Oscar cost her When she said, “Make me feel gooood” And that ******* pulled out his wood Then plugged her where she stood Cos she signaled to him he could Her going crazy over getting’ his meat Made me wanna throw-up in my seat And to make the picture more complete She put her body out there on Front Street
By now it’s plain to us she’s driven But how she chooses to make her living Doesn’t mean she has to be forgiven Anymore than an Andre Piven But enough on Hallie already I don’t wanna make this thing too petty There are others even more unsteady Then a hot bowl of fresh spaghetti I’m not a big fan of the Manns I don’t like the way the camera pans So when they’re on I make other plans And my whole family understands See I’ve had enough of those clowns I don’t even need to meet the Browns Which also probably explains Why I haven’t reached out to the Paynes
Hollywood’s full of Harvey Weinsteins In Gucci loafers and designer jeans Creating havoc with off -camera scenes While toying with some actor’s dreams Now they’re falling like dominoes But I guess that’s the way it goes Like ******* up a producer’s nose They feel invincible I suppose But the actresses who feel embolden No longer find themselves beholden To the men who took advantage and sold ‘em Everybody gets their turn to scold ‘em In the wake of Kevin Spacey’s canards A strong wind blew down his House of Cards But isn’t that the way it always starts Hollywood is full of broken hearts
So I’ve laid my indictment out It’s hard to find even one Boy Scout Among any of ‘em who wheel clout The evidence? (Beyond a shadow of a doubt) And now that the charges have been lodged And the jury panel has been charged Even though it’s one great big hodge podge Soon the verdict gonna be dislodged Before that - they’ll try to cop a plea They’re in treatment don’t cha see And while all that well may be It’s not enough to let them off free Once their expensive lawyers fail And if they can’t stay out on bail They’ll be going straight off to jail Because their checks are in the mail
Cedric McClester, Copyright (c) 2019. All rights reserved.
Rapadamus is the alter-ego of prolific poet/lyricist Cedric McClester who writes in a number of voices and a variety of genres.