Just saw someone put a duvet on the windscreen of a Mercedes. No room in the garage, his wife's Porche only barely fits between the bicycles and golfing equipment, not to mention the un-lived in kennel for a Labrador that sleeps on the settee.
Well, he can scrape the glass in the morning because I am homeless.
If only the dog box was outside, I'd be warm as toast, but one can't have everything, I must not complain, there's a horse in a field across the way with a covering on its back.
I'm not the only one, but I think I am going to swap blankets, that way, the man will have something to think about in the morning when he hears the stallion, Nicker.
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Dedicated to Clive Dalrymple died in a doorway 13/8/2019 Manchester. He was an artist.