Rather skeptical spectacle Wouldn’t you say? I’m a cool-headed Sweltering hot Winter day Nothing special about me Especially how I fixate on the future And live in the now Just like everyone else Play the hand I've been dealt And I cheat only on The true love I have felt And expelled it from sight No goodbye kiss Goodnight Just to spite myself Loathing, Have something to write To relate to the rest Of you awe-stricken Critics, Aesthetically-smitten, Censorious cynics Contestants in some sort of Gimme more gimmicks Olympics And mimics of what talent’s Really expressed So obsessed With the next Biggest, best And best-dressed I digress, Let it rest Once again, who am I? To be judging, begrudging, Curmudgeonly so Just one more Unexceptional Guy you don’t know