Long ago a creature Of a far more primal sort, Not fit to deem itself “a people” Lived a nasty, brutish, short Existence marked By woe and ill It reveled in recurring Genocidal Bloodlust for the thrill Of an inherent need to **** It was incapable of making Gleaming cities made of gold It barely scraped two stones together Starting fires in the cold To call it thriving Would be lying To the modern, honest man Without some product to be buying Or some money in his hand Because today We have forsaken Savage ways We have no stake in And we only claim possession Of the things we haven’t taken Through the force of arms alone Like troglodytes With clubs of bone For mass destruction Weapon threats Now keep the peace A fallout zone Unless the beastly race forgets His place Within society And in this perfect world begets A discontent anxiety