Tomorrow I am going to
pick litter for Tidy Towns.

Winter waste differs to that
of summer, zero condoms.

Lots of Lucozade bottles in
Summer ***** in Winter.

Can't imagine any girl lying
on wet grass in November.

But then, #MeToo's are not
into the *******.

I do occasionally find *******,
discarded in haste, miss laid

And always under the goal
posts, a metaphor for scoring.