Get a load of this Guiliani insists If the President’s remiss Here’s the gist He’ll have endurance Mixed with abhorrence Due to his durance Because he has insurance
How much? he will not say Though anyway He says that he’s okay Cuz it will save the day So he won’t have the ***** If the President forgets Throughout their journey He’s been his attorney
See as he explained He didn’t go to Ukraine For personal gain At least not in the main He was there to uncover Whatever he could discover As the President’s man About the Biden clan
Like Lieutenant Dan Now he understands No one is a fan When you’re on your can And it well may be They’ll charge conspiracy For his crime spree That didn’t have to be