Republicans are nonsensical In defense of the indefensible Their arguments lack principle Because they’re reprehensible And now we have the proof That they’re no friends of truth From which they are aloof Making them worthy of our reproof
Because of their maliciousness At this point they’re ridiculous We can’t call them meticulous So we don’t get their apiculus And in their attempt to please They get down on their knees In the hope it will appease A lying *** of a slease
See none are faithful to their oath They only give up half a loaf And what they lack in growth We can’t help but to loathe The party’s not what it used to be Once they were idealistic and free Now they seem to be up a tree Oh golly golly me
Gone now is the party of yore We won’t see their likes anymore That ship has long left shore They’re rotten to the core So let us play a long lament Because of our shared sentiment Republicans seem hell-bent And I had to find a way to vent