(The Black Nosed Reindeer)

Santa:

What the **** are you doing here
I must have a red nose reindeer.

Adolf:

I don't know, the job centre sent me
and told me to put glitter on my antlers.

Santa:

Did you read the job description ?

Adolf:

I did, but the lady said that it was an
equal opportunities position.

Santa:

Did they give you a card?

Adolf:

Yes, here it is, you me and the bear.

Santa:

I don't believe this.

Adolf:

Well ! am I hired or not?

Santa:

I must ring the job centre.
Hello, Santa Claus here.
Where is Rudolf this year Miss?

Job Centre:

Hello Santa, he can't make it this year.

Santa:

But why not?

Job Centre:

We are not permitted to discuss our'
clients affairs Mr Claus.

Santa;

But I must speak with him !

Job Centre:

The best I can do is to give you
the AA help line.

Santa:

Hello, I am looking for Rudolf.

AA.

Is this some sort of Joke?

Santa:

No, this is Santa Claus here.

AA.

This is Alcoholics Anonymous and we do not
give out information about our members. All I
can say is, everyone around the table here has
a red nose and looks like Rudolf.

Merry Christmas.