The wagons have circled,
lights switched off, it is
pitch dark at the Palace.

HRH has enforced a curfew
on all members of the family,
nobody enters or leaves,

With the exception of John
Bercow who was brought in
to order order take away's.

Pizza Express Woking was
nominated the outstanding
title of Purveyors to the Queen.

Meanwhile, it has been noted
that Virginia Roberts is now a
courier girl. For Deliveroo™.

It has yet to be seen, if she will
be permitted to serve Andrew
his favourite Pigs in Blankets.

Her Majesty adores Dough *****
whereas, Prince Philip simply
loves to get stuck into La Reine.