They’re like a colony of ants Those feckless sycophants Who do the Trumpian dance While afraid to take a chance That he might be displeased So they stay on their knees And refuse to eat the cheese They just shoot the breeze
They sell their integrity For an audience of one, ya see Pleasing him for them is key To the future they hope will be People like Michael Pence Who never had much sense Or the Secretary of state we know That coward Pompeo
And then there’s Wilbur Ross Who’s servile to the boss Also Steven Minuchin Whose head is so far in The President’s great big *** See, he volunteered for the task And while we’re at it, let’s unmask Betsy De Voss and her *******
Then there’s the rest of his coterie Of apologists we regularly see Like that Kelly-Ann Conway chick Who lays it on real thick Then there’s that housing guy we see Who should have stuck with brain surgery What’s the point in saying more? About Donald Trump's revolving door!