He avoided Viet Nam And stayed at home on his can Because he didn’t give a **** Now he embraces Uncle Sam Our soldiers fought the Viet Cong While he sought to protect his ******* Although that is all kinds of wrong Because of him, he says we're strong
He seems to pick the oddest times To exonerate military war crimes And excoriate those for dropping dimes On assorted criminals who cross lines This is the best, and worst of times For those looking for paradigms As he posts endless memes and mimes To ridicule those that he slimes
This besides, but even so He argues about quid-pro-quo But it’s extortion, you should know That his impeachment soon will show We’ve lost count of broken laws That he’s committed without pause And this they say, must be because The DOJ is full of flaws
As a newscaster once commented His legacy has been cemented By angry tweets that he has vented And the animus that he’s fermented See what no one has ever refuted For his position he’s most ill-suited This is why he must be booted Before he takes a gun and shoots it