I never take a bath, no need,
only horses sweat, I don't
even perspire, but I did once,
before I was circumcised, then
I had royal jelly under my fore
skin. Carbolic soap and Andrews
liver salts mixed together, is what
I wash in, removes everything,
even DNA from teenagers,
especially Virgins, they can be a
bit problematic when they become
whistle blowers in later years.

I had one like that, if she goes to
the media and asks to have my
phallus on an identity parade,
I'm going to be ******. I had best
tell Maam and advertise for a
******* donor. I'm not racist, or
anti semitic, but no blacks or
Jews need apply.

Buckingham Palace 1 London.