In Mafia parlance Stone made his bones By lying to the feds In a variety of tones Very much like Trump’s other clones Who were showing off Their remaining hormones
He’s banking on a pardon I’m willing to bet, But that could well be To Stone’s own regret And if it doesn’t happen He’ll no doubt be upset Cuz Trump doesn’t believe In paying a debt
Now all of Trump’s people Are trying to guess Whether it will happen For Stone, more or less But at this juncture I fear I digress Cuz everyone knows That Stone caused that mess
Somebody that I consider To be quite wise, once said Everything that Trump touches Eventually dies You don’t have to be a genius In order to surmise Those who count on Trump Are in for a surprise