In an airtight wrapper
to preserve freshness,
brought to you today,
by Johnson Money &
Francesca O'Brien.

Our master baker Nigel
Farage assures us that
from now on, there will
be no more additives to
this patented yeast Brexit.

Sliced or whole from label
to table your daily Brexit
has a new ingredient which
you will agree, is more
wholesome than ever before.

Perfect, like Donny t's call,
our new package will make
all the others look stale by
comparison and let me add,
toasted, will be great crumbed.

Not to mention, left overs
will make ideal chicken feed
and the birds love it, even pet
hamsters adore the round &
round Brexit rolled dough *****.

Available on the hight street
from now until December 12th,
this is our Christmas offer as
all others will be delivered by
Santa Claus with the Fairytale.

Downing Street bakeries are
now taking orders and guarantee
delivery (unlike last time) when
their horse stumbled and fell into
a ditch by the wayside.

But he is back, recovered, a little
lame, but nonetheless harnessed
and ready to go, door to door up
and down the country regardless
of any obstacles he may encounter.

Let's get the delivery done is written
on jackets, this is as serious as the night
ride of Paul Revere, young Lochinvar
or Tam O'Shanter, nothing is going to
prevent the nations favourite Sandwich.