My dog is lovely I love my dog Until it did a mess On top of my bog It didn’t say sorry Which made me mad So I did something I know was bad I took its ***** Not literally mind And threw them out Which wasn’t kind That day I felt guilty From my head to my feet Maybe he didn’t mean to Do a mess on my seat So I went to the pet shop And bought my dog a bone Afterwards I shown him photos On my iPhone We were friends for a short time Then he became a pest But the final straw came last night When he did a mess all over my chest