Number 1 was a bogey
2 was a double
3 was a par
4 was a lot of trouble
5 went in the water
6 found a tree
7 made me pay
8 was a snowman in more than one way
9, I was glad to see a par 5
and make the turn at least alive
a beer and teed up 10
and found the beach....again
11 went out of bounds
12 saw more strokes than the polo grounds
13, a birdie, put in from nearly thirty
14 made me really think about
why the hell I came out
15, next to the range and drain pipe
....hey why does my ball now have a stripe
16, could I please have a ball
17 found the grass that was real real tall
18 was a three putt, the green was very sloping,
with a little more practice, I'll be ready for the open!