Judging by his nomenclature He’s a heretic by nature But that doesn’t make him hate cha He’d be more apt to debate ya About matters of the spirit When he gathers you to hear it Whenever that’s the case At his Sunday morning worship space
And what you have to understand About his traveling caravan Is they have no clergyman Passing out the collection pan No, what you see is what you get And you’d get caught up I bet It’s an experience you won’t forget Though you eyes well might get we
It’s quite an unusual sight And just to give you a highlight Your spirit gets lifted to the heights As you join his acolytes And I swear you’ll be amazed At the variety of ways That the whole thing interplays When you learn how Jesus saves
For some it’s a transformation When they’re open or they’re patient And their salvation is nascent Cuz they once were just complacent For him it’s a spiritual affirmation And a decadence ablation That must be shared with the nation So he’s manned his battle station