Let’s unveil the mystery Of Leonard Cohen At the Chelsea Hotel She sang Me and My Bobby McGee And from what I hear She sang it well Though he wasn't pretty at all She answered her carnal call
So there on an unmade bed Lay Leonard While receiving head In the throws Of complete ecstasy Oblivious To all else but she Lost inside of their debauchery
She preferred the handsome type But she didn’t complain Didn’t, gripe About the way Leonard looked Non-traditional Once she got hooked On the feeling making love made He was one of an endless parade
And on the street down below Their limousines idled He told us so While they did the tango In each other’s arms And became susceptible To one another’s charms Their passion burned four alarms