Probiotics for the everyman and cardio till his heart breaks. Massage the kale and run the marathon into the night. Pulse rate by the minute and pressurized blood. Eschew all that you love in favor of abstinence and negation. Cleanse your mind and your colon in one fell swoop. Be clean, be pure, be as if you’ve never been before. A mere wisp. Say a prayer and pass the organic peas. Submit to your god and check your Chakras. Breathe in the eternal light of salvation. The age-old quest for immortality. The Golden Age of Gods and Goddesses. Mythic proportions inscribed on granite.