When substance doesn’t suit their diet Their retort is, “Why not stage a riot?” Let’s observe them closely as they try it On the chance that we the people buy it They’re real good at attacking the process While ignoring the substance more or less Cuz the walls are closing in on them I guess So they hope that their tactics spell success
***-rushing in on a closed door session While government officials make confession Might meet with the president’s blessing Though the exercise seems adolescent What was it that they were hoping to prove? Aren’t they the ones who perfected that move? How quickly they forgot about Bin-Ghazi And I’m speaking in English not in Farsi
Closed door sessions are done all the time Secret testimony is not a crime And trying to make it so is a tall climb But ignorance is bliss when it’s sublime They think of us all as being myopic So frequently they try to change the topic For heaven’s sake, I wish that they would stop it Like a spill on a grocery store aisle, at least mop it
The Republican Caucus is a motley crew But that ain’t no new news, I know you knew I don’t judge ‘em by what they say, but by what they do And if you knew like I do, you would too Let me give you a tip, bet your hunch Because in my view they’re one sorry bunch The Democrats most likely will eat their lunch Let’s watch them as they sit down and munch