You are amazing
wow! that was so hot
filling and so satisfying
wow! I never had it like that

You must have?
I swear, never ever
none has even come close
in past, just some small potion
forty seconds jerking and its over

Really?
I swear to you
don't even remind me
limp, unattractive, small
so irritating, you wanna shout
I just want it over, does nothing

You are addictive
I had the best ever time
I'm full but I just want more
You are amazing, simply the best

Just call me Pepsi, then...hahahah
hahaha
but its more than that though
you also have a wonderful personality
there are not a lot like you out there, if at all
Yeah..I am actually an alien, but tell no one please
hahaha..if I tell my girlfriends, you'll soon be a very tired alien
have you seen the merchandise out there, those tall pygmy things
all mouths no trousers, we call them, they'll hate the hell outta yer!

Why would that be?
well if you must know
Its because, you stand head and shoulder above them all
Hey! I thought it would be because I am Royalty, don't you think
hahaha...well, you certainly reach parts other can't reach, I tell you!