That’s the way the cookie crumbles Or the orange slices Now that he’s removed our troops And reconstituted ISIS He’s abandoned erstwhile allies Leaving them to their own devices And the words he had to say Were not among the nicest
He added insult to their injuries By saying they’re no angels And that there’s lots of sand to play with I wonder what’s his angle See all it took was one phone call Or maybe they just dangled His towers there in Istanbul In which he is entangled
They were once our friends But with an expiration date We abandoned them real quick And left them to their fate Proving we are unreliable Which they have got to hate We were once the beacon of the world But now we’re second rate
That’s the way the cookie crumbles Or the orange slices Now those who ally with us Can see what the price is See, we cannot turn back the clock So don’t ask me what my advice is Pray to the Lord on High That he stops rolling the dices