We should know him well by now Let’s not treat him like a stranger When it’s plain enough to see That he’s a clear and present danger Conducting geopolitics on a whim Chances are none to slim That foreign leaders respect him So our relationships are looking dim
He pulled out of Syria prematurely Stating that he’s tired of endless wars But many suspect that his self-interests Was in reality the true cause He’s made us the laughing stock By moves that only tend to shock And he’s guilty of loose talk He leads a motley flock
And though he’s told once or twice What our intelligence is able to find He doesn’t listen to their advice He prefers to use his own mind And that often is dangerous There’s so few people that he trusts Which isn’t in the best interests of us While he does as he thinks he must
Let’s impeach or vote him out Before it gets too late Of that there shouldn’t be any doubt And so at any rate The situation is dire Which alone should inspire Us to depart this theatre He’s already yelled out fire