Yes, ma'am can I help?
Certainly, we do sell loves and hearts
Collectors’ choice and new season just came in
Is there any particular are you looking for?
That’s over there, I’ll show you

We have variety
If you are a DIY enthusiast
I’d recommend you a broken heart
If you are looking for a fresh one
This ****** love must be yours

We also do antiques
Grantee authenticity!
Old love for an old heart
Endless love for a fragile heart
No, we don’t sell selfish love
Oh sorry, 'love at first sight' already sold out

For you or for present?
Oh I see, how about this romantic love
Best fit for a young heart
Or, we have special one “unconditional love”
If you aim for a life time, it'll never left you
But it’s really expensive, to be honest
How about platonic love for a million hearts

Sorry ma'am we don’t do discount
All the loves and hearts here are branded
No factory outlet, no reject, no past season
You do have a good eyes!
that’s the most popular one
You will never regret for it
Grantee for three years, international

If something wrong with it,
customer service knows automatically
repair with in two sec, or
if parts need to be replaced
within seven to eleven seconds
No, you don't need to call
we don't use hot line numbers anymore

Sorry ma'am, we don’t accept cash or credit
Only accept debit; loves and hearts
If you want loves or hearts,
You must have loves or hearts in your debit
Just turn the corner, you will see “hearts and loves changer”
Here is yours with special packing
Thank you
Cheers!