Forgive me, For this interruption But late breaking news Suggests that corruption Is the main thing That he’s concerned about Not just his opponent In case you’re in doubt
So he, Reached out to Ukraine Not to coerce But instead to explain If they would oblige him And investigate They’d get those weapons And not have to wait
Of course He said there was No quid-pro-quo But he lies a lot As we all know It was a clear case Of *** for tat In other words this for that
See high crimes And misdemeanor Is all that’s required It couldn’t be cleaner When making a case For impeaching a president And Congress knows exacly What the framers meant