Aw, he’s just being him! He’s a creature of whim But the diagnosis is grim So he’ll either sink or swim In a swamp of his own making With the laws that he’s breaking Don’t ask me what’s shaking Just because I’m muckraking
Aw, he’s just being him! If he’s chasing some trim Exchanging letters with Kim Or, avoiding a gym But he must be insane Holding back from Ukraine To cause an opponent pain In a political vain
Aw, he’s just being him! And this is just the prelim Though impeachment is no pseudonym For convicting him But it’s a show and prove When you want to remove Xcretement from your shoe It’s what we have to do
Aw, he’s just being him! So the fault must be with them Cause they’re worse than phlegm So we must condemn What they do or say In a negative way Then pretend it’s okay Both night and day