By the Power vested in Me
by virtue of my Privileged upbringing
my shinning Silver Spoon and proper education
my balanced wholesomeness and mannered wit and wisdom

I therefore command
right away and with immediate effect
that all you angst-ridden dumb-*** coward haters get to work
all you inadequate ill-trained semi-illiterates
all you cheap dastard coward no-hope bullies
all you feral delinquent immature adults with afflictions
all you ignorant and deplorable fascists and racists
all you envious and jealous untalented mediocre
all you simpletons and dolts who are mere sheep
all you blaggers and shysters unworthy and disgraced
all you clown fanatics from the school of Socialism for Dummies
all you raggle taggle misfits and crazies from comic book Anarchy

If You All
Don't get to doing your cheap shills
and start writing your **** and planting your seeds
mixing the Trust with the Betrayal withe the Rainbow
screaming the Nos with the Italian and the Wood green
hollering the fat belly and the shorty with shoe cheese
getting to the bones of the Pink and eight to six bedding's
If you All Wankers don't get to your ***** deeds
right away
And start exhibiting your stupidity and puerile insignificance

I WILL, I promise you I WILL
I MEAN IT, I WILL
pick up this phone and call My Friend
call again and again and make contact
talk of old times and our silly laughter
I will charm her and write poems for her
make her know that cream is always the best
and mahogany royal makes the best wood in town
we'll cruise around and eat ice-cream in the park
and laugh our heads off at dumb petrol bandits

So COME ON WANKERS OF COMMON LIFE
HATERS AND BULLIES AND RED LOONIES
get to your multiple accounts
call out the mental specialist and the gang of Checking MORONS
YOU'VE GOT A JOB TO DO
NOW GET TO IT
By VIRTUE OF MY SILVER SPOON
I COMMAND YOU UNDERLINGS
NOW !!!