And he looked at his distinguished sword
and thought
How can one man be so gifted and have so much
and the poor ladies have to contend with the little's
And they all know
why Bwana gets so irate and full of despondency
and all the ladies are frustrated and irrational
And he looked at his distinguished sword
and he knew that Bwana never sleeps easy at night
and Bwana will talk all day
and Bwana's women are never happy
and when bwana is unhappy
Bwana makes sure everyone is unhappy
for without a gun
Bwana is not a man.....