Not Noble, because he invented
dynamite and the Swedes have
a chip on their shoulders ever
since, this is why they have this
little venomous viper out there
doing penance for the damage
caused to small nations worldwide.

It would be far more believable
if she was promoting Nuclear
Disarmament, the abolition of
Volvo trucks and Aga Cookers.

Ps.

The Irish Government are giving
grants for attic insulation, central
heating and solar roof panels, because
Global Warming is a load of *******.