It was a phone call That’s all it was Until he did What he frequently does Now it’s front page news It’s the latest buzz If it was you or I They’d call the fuzz
Some call it treason That’s too high a bar Given the reason Why we’re where we are Call it collusion Which itself is bizarre But we can’t forget He’s a reality star
The whistleblower Felt compelled to tell What he overheard That rang a bell Like a five alarm Which he couldn’t quell Or a garbage heap With an awful smell
He confessed to us In broad daylight But that salient fact Didn’t make it right A crime’s a crime Even in plain sight So if you ask me He isn’t very bright