Bless me Lord for I have sinned As I once grew a haircut that I shortly binned But I knew at the time it was thoroughly wrong Because these things happen when you grow it that long A look in the mirror and you think it looks alright Seriously man, that really isn't right Laughed at behind closed doors and always behind your back Yeah, it's true, you do look a complete **** If haircuts were numbered you'd be looking at a one As the village idiot would even shave it off That bundle That irresponsible That monstrosity to the back of the human head The Man Bun