Time's tight leash restrains ever more: Youth runs without looking, Adulthood takes in the views but not the meanings, Parenthood siezes your social life and shakes it like a rattle; A head-spinning temporal trauma Leaving a void filled by nostalgia - the middle aged man's worst enemy - Sunny dazed days of drinking In heavenly beer gardens, Laughing without thinking. But time yanks the leash, Drags you back into today, This hour, this minute, To the ***** diaper And your soiled hand.