My gig is in hotspots That’s what I do I’m a journalist I report the truth But maintaining relationships is oh so difficult Especially when there are landmines, IED’S Bullets, missiles, kidnapping and assassinations You gotta wonder, why me? What’s with the danger? There’s no good grief But I’ve got editors and readers who want the truth So here I am in Hong Kong, or Myanmar, spending my youth I could have a girl back home Instead I got an interpreter I love Who wants to come to America — and deserves to as he protects me But I love it, it sure beats the city desk Every day is an adventure Or a nightmare Getting a haircut is tough The food often ***** No end in sight for this life Unless the world disappears