That *****-*** ***** Has found his niche And is getting rich But here’s the glitch The Emolument Clause Because, because Of what he exhibits That it prohibits
That *****-*** ***** Finds himself in a ditch But he refuses to switch Because his palms itch I swear to you friends It’s all about the Benjamin And he’s on a binge You could say he’s unhinged
That *****-*** ***** And his erstwhile friend Mitch Both sing off pitch Until you can’t tell which One places first At being worst They both ignore the needy And favor the greedy
That *****-*** ***** Like a buttonhole stich Is only there to enrich Things he has pitched Like his property With unusual glee Which we all can see He does nothing for free