I never knew how to swim. I picked up the phone and went to the beach. There was a jellyfish splattered on the tarred sand; it stung my toes. I went in the blue, and the waves crashed over my back. The white sparkled around me. There was a sun, and there was a towel and castles in the distance. I motioned for some mustard, for the hotdog of course. Someone played guitar, and we all posed for a picture, and I said goodbye to the seagul. I washed the sand from my pants and played Gameboy in the car. A short drive home, yet I still fell sound asleep