can’t get a hold of HIM tonight, phones are busy, lines are jammed in this reverse marathon telethon where the callers are the beggars, pleading for donations from the Lord.
The Lord is busy right now. To leave a message after the tone:
press 1 for health press 2 for wealth press 3 for love press 4 for all the above
press 5 press 6 press 7 if you want to go to heaven.