hey, three cheers for the union of us
as us all pile our weaknesses together to become bullies
yet one man is still standing after thirty years and smiling
and how we get furious and so disappointed when he says I'm fine
because even in a group of untold numbers we are still not fine or OK
and we know we can never be intelligent wise and brave like one man
no cheers for the union of us for we are cowardly dumb and brainless