My kid got a Purple Heart in Iraq

Yeah?

My  kid got an Academy Award portraying him!
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My kid died

Yeah?  

My kid got an Academy Award doing  make-up for what would look like corpses!
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My kid's strggling to make ends meet

Yeah? 

My kid's an Econ  prof  at Harvard and does consulting for J P Morgan!

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My kid's confused

Yeah?  

My kid's  a born again tea bag conservative Christian with his own televangelist  tee vee show!

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I got guns to fight big government

Yeah?  

I got guns to fight the liked a you!