And they all kissed frogs
and the frogs stayed frogs, green and slimy
and so they went in search of other frogs and kissed them too
but yet the frogs stayed frogs because frogs are frogs and stay frogs
then they found a prince, shining and bright as day charmingly so
and they stopped and gaped in disbelief realizing princes do exist
regal and fine in robes of light and finesse they've never known at all
they came and took the prince to town, tied him and then killed him
why? one asked, we've spent our lives kissing frogs
hoping they'll turn into our regal prince with all his finery
and now we found the prince and we all tied him up and killed him
why, why why did we do this horrendous act
we had to, they all replied
we were scared, we couldn't dare kiss him
for fear he'll turn into a frog......