So Mark clutches straw, better we pray to God
let's get Cliff Richard to sing alleluia more often
and Thresa May's Husband can call on Edward Heath
Jay Leno can do interviews and Ricky Gervais can make jokes
and Matt Dillon can help with the service
now there are loads more we could invite
but some one says there are millions men out there
perhaps these few would do for now
so please call them up
So we can all have strawberries and drink gin and tonic
through a long straw