Its a rare opportunity
to know a Prince of the Royals
might get to read your poetry on HP
wow! tell me, would you not write poems
and if you think you know fake news and false gossips
what could be better than making some into poems re Royal
its the nearest you'd ever get to a real life prince since you're ghetto
and whether you admit it or not you get a buzz an a high if you know
RealRoyal has read or responded to your poetry, no matter its *******

But do you ever wonder thus
what gives Royalty a buzz and a laugh
you see they are told from birth that the common people are special
because 'without their consent' we Royals cannot be who we are
so all the time you have to behave, always do what is right an proper
now the buzz and the laugh comes when the Royals sees and knows
that these people are just a bunch of idiots, unmanned uncouth saps
you imagine the joke, spend all my life being proper for these scums
hahaha, these silly ***** deserve whatever, as Prince Philip would say