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Aug 2019
FWB
Friends with benefits is dumb
But what man you know would drop that
Me?!
You call me like a boyfriend but we’re not together so I have to pick your brain to see who I am today
I came to pick you up to see my friend but my friend wants to **** me
trust me when I saw the pattern and my head clicked I was like in slow motion “ oh ****” then drop the lunch meat.
and stared at the wrapper with the price saying 1.29
And was like “Is that what you value me?”

You could of got The premium pack where it comes in all three...
Love, *** and everything
I believe friends with benefits is Like a guy or girl going into the store with a basket full of the expensive stuff and looks at you the premium stuff and say nahh I want the great value in you
Mr Xelle
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Mr Xelle  29/M/United States
(29/M/United States)   
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