What would their lives be without an outlet
for their frustrations
what would they do without an ogre to frighten
their unused insipid minds
what would they find in commonality aside the miseries
of nine to five and the monotony of dross
what would fire their hedonistic fantasies and juice them up
but the bbc and visions of rampant lust *******
badger baiting is great entertainment for barbarian in concrete hell
and anyway,  running fools' errands is good exercise for fools