Won't he do it?
Heard in church.

You want not, cause you asked not.
Heard in church.

Amen
Heard in many churches.

Tithes and offering time.
Heard in church.

Turn to scripture
Heard in church constantly.
Problem now?
We once saw many with bibles.
Now, through the kindness of ministers.
We see cell phones.

Sssh quiet.
Heard in church.
Directed toward children.
But children think it should be toward adults.

Let the sun outside not outshine the son we came to recognize.
Heard in some churches.
Just a matter of interpretation.

We know Jesus is the reason we celebrate the season.
Heard more around Christmas.
When it could be stated during winter, spring, summer, and fall.

Will you please stand?
Well, don't expect the services to end.
Because many ministers keep on speaking.

And finally, depending on your congregation.
We need a special offering for this dynamic man/woman of God.

Heard, where?
In church.