For example, I make bread and
she is a vegan coeliac *******.

I turn up to the barter brothel
with a pan and a pound of butter.

Hello Miss Garter, I'd like to barter
an Irish Soda Bread for an hour in bed!

And what's with the butter, you
perverted ***** Paddy ?

It's Kerrygold™, on the label it says
that it spreads easy!

God, you are a thick ****, is this your
first time in Amsterdam?