She sat with a regal air
held her cutlery same,
artistic elegance, a student
at UCC, could have been
a vegetarian, it was, after
all Cafe Paradiso, famous
for the no meat menu.

She dined frugally, no
doubt looking after her
hour glass figure, shared
a desert with her friend,
ate no bread, but guess
what, she had a bun in
in her hair.