In Italy, the bakers use a
fast dough process with
a yeast based starter, it is
called a Biga.

There is a famous story
about Luigi, a baker who
was married to Maria, she
was petit and very beautiful.

She gave birth to a baby boy
whom they called Giovani.
One day, on his day off, Luigi
was seen slapping Giovani's head.

A Carabinieri asked Luigi why he slapa
the bambino ina the head. Luigi said, I
marry Maria with the tight a the *****
then came Giovani with the Biga the head.