"Don't be political" the Maestro said, "It don't age well and it sure as Hell don't sell" So I gave it up, Called a by-election on my insurrection, Lost my deposit But couldn't give a ****. Now I switch off the news To focus on my muse: The little things. Yep, meditating on the minutiae Is where it's at, "Embrace the boring" The Maestro added "Politics will leave them snoring". So here's to the mundane, The housing estates Where cars clog the streets, The lunch deal brigade Staring at the sandwiches, The workplace kitchen Where hygiene standards vanish: A land called Mundanity, Where the seemingly sane Are all insane.