Jeffrey Epstein is gone. Suicided? The conclusion is still undecided. A libidinous god . . . or a jewel for Mossad? The tribunal is deeply divided.
Mr Epstein is gone... wonder where. Is he dead? All conjecture is fair. Was that him on the slab? We all hoped we would blab; his declassified secrets to share.
He used to manage my hedge-funds back in the day ☺