I'm going to publish a
book of the poems I wrote
pertaining to bread.

As I have only been shelf
educated, a friend of mine
has suggested editing.

Apparently, I've been
putting bread stops in
all of the wrong places.

But help is at hand in no
other than the Tory MP
Jacob Rees Mogg crumb


https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/04/jacob-rees-mogg-tough-on-grammar-relaxed-on-social-misery